Parker's Quote Board, page 1
Boasting 7 quotes!
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You are so easy to hate. It’s perhaps your best quality.
Speaker: Andy TSource: Text msg from Andy T to Michael PPosted: 28 Jul 2011 at 1:05 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
BR: Gelato isn’t vegan??
TJ: Milk and Eggs Bitch!
Speaker: Thomas JaneSource: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The WorldPosted: 22 Mar 2011 at 9:09 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
There is no greater sorrow than regret, no greater power than love and no greater gift than forgiveness.
Speaker: UnknownSource: Trailer for There be DragonsPosted: 01 Mar 2011 at 10:20 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
You’re right, she must be a lesbian. She hasn’t checked me out once all night…
Speaker: Michael PPosted: 23 Feb 2011 at 9:51 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Most women are undateable…
Speaker: Michael PPosted: 23 Feb 2011 at 9:47 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Michael: Apple TV was rated last in a list of media streamers…
Andy: How was your pancreas rated in a list of useful organs?
Michael: One notch above your stomach.
Andy: You can’t pull the organ card on me, mine all function.
Michael: Yeah, but your stomach barely functions, it’s intolerant, painful and even debilitating at times…
Andy: Just like your friendship
Speaker: Michael P & Andy TSource: Text Message ConversationPosted: 07 Feb 2011 at 9:51 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Every man needs a vice to stay sane, mine just happens to be 5’ 2” and loves the cock…
Speaker: Michael PSource: Text Message from Michael to AndyPosted: 07 Feb 2011 at 9:47 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment!