chansen's Quote Board, page 2
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Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
Speaker: Dr. SeussPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:09 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:07 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I didn’t lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!
Speaker: Homer SimpsonPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:05 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Either this guys got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
Speaker: Dr. Perry Cox (John C. McGinley)Source: ScrubsPosted: 28 Aug 2008 at 10:01 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Ward leaders are not the “best” people; they are merely the best people for the callings they have at the time they have them. And you are the best person for the calling you have — as long as you strive to make it so.
Here is the great secret that I have learned in my 58 years of life in the villages of Mormondom — there is no calling in which you cannot earn the love and honor of those whom you serve, or serve with.
There is no calling that will get you to heaven faster than another.
There are no members so extraordinary that they can’t be replaced with others who will do their old callings well enough — or better.
Speaker: Orson Scott CardPosted: 27 Aug 2008 at 12:28 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Speaker: Douglas AdamsPosted: 23 Aug 2008 at 10:36 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Speaker: Douglas AdamsPosted: 23 Aug 2008 at 10:35 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool.
Speaker: Douglas AdamsPosted: 07 Jul 2008 at 9:13 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.
Speaker: Douglas AdamsPosted: 07 Jul 2008 at 9:12 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
If nothing changes then nothing changes.
Speaker: UnknownPosted: 26 Nov 2007 at 12:16 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment!