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• When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

  Speaker: John Frazee
  Source: The Journal of Irreproducible Results
  Rating:

  3 (3 votes)
  Posted: 31 Oct 2008 at 2:07 PM
  Posted By: chansen
  Comments: 1
  Tags: cat, energy, funny, humor, toast
  Shared By: 3 members; sdressfancy, augmentedfourth, chansen

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