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I feel special… I might get to share the same fate as the cavemen.
Speaker: Josh VanderLindenPosted: 22 Jan 2008 at 9:52 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I find television very educating. Every time someone turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 19 Mar 2009 at 8:52 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Everything popular is wrong.
Speaker: Oscar WildeSource: 4 Hour WorkweekPosted: 26 Aug 2008 at 7:47 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
He who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
Speaker: AnonymousPosted: 21 Aug 2008 at 3:43 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
Speaker: Immanuel KantPosted: 08 Jul 2008 at 2:45 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
“Ah, how shameless—the way these mortals blame the gods.
From us alone, they say, come all their miseries, yes,
But they themselves, with their own reckless ways,
Compound their pains beyond their proper share.” ZeusSpeaker: HomerPosted: 20 Aug 2008 at 10:32 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 9:58 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Getting married and having a family is like emigrating. I used to live in the same country as my brother; I used to share his values and his tastes and his attitudes, and then I moved away. And even though I didn’t notice it happening, I started to speak with a different accent, and think differently, and even though I remembered my native land fondly, all traces of it had gone from me.
Speaker: Nick HornbySource: How to Be GoodPosted: 05 Nov 2009 at 6:35 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code
Speaker: Dan SalomonPosted: 05 Oct 2009 at 9:11 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Using Linux over Windows is like wearing boxers over briefs. The freedom you feel is amazing.
Speaker: Chad HansenSource: I said this.Posted: 03 Sep 2009 at 2:39 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
Speaker: Edgar Allan PoePosted: 28 Jul 2009 at 11:36 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Microsoft has a majority market share in the new desktop PC
marketplace. This is a bug, which Ubuntu is designed to fix.Speaker: Mark ShuttleworthPosted: 06 Mar 2009 at 8:57 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
You can always count on me, I’m like life insurance
Speaker: Chad JohnsonPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 7:14 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
Speaker: John FrazeeSource: The Journal of Irreproducible ResultsPosted: 31 Oct 2008 at 2:07 PMComments: 1 -
I’m glad you asked that question, seigway dude!
Speaker: Dr. Mike GoodrichSource: CS 470Posted: 30 Oct 2008 at 11:39 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
We all turned to stare at her. The table was silent. We were stunned to hear such sentiments expressed by a young woman who made her living as the sexual plaything of those Indians who were rich enough to exploit her. She was used and abused, and I, for one, would’ve expected her to be more cynical. Optimism is the first cousin of love, and it’s exactly like love in three ways: it’s pushy, it has no real sense of humor, and it turns up where you least expect it.
Speaker: Gregory David RobertsPosted: 19 Aug 2008 at 8:54 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Broad complexity, but shallow; this is the way of man.
Speaker: President MarvinPosted: 21 Aug 2008 at 12:39 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
“Ughhhh”
I guess that means hello in Blake talk!Speaker: Blake and IvanSource: when doing a standup call and we say hello to Blake and just here ughhPosted: 27 Nov 2012 at 10:12 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
in the name of the file and the holy ghost
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: John in reference to mockupsPosted: 28 Nov 2012 at 9:51 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
“When you can prove me wrong, then call me blind.” Teiresias
Speaker: SophoclesPosted: 19 Aug 2008 at 8:21 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment!