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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Speaker: Mark TwainPosted: 18 Feb 2009 at 6:56 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment!
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Most people have a rope that ties them to someone, and that rope can be short or it can be long. (Be long. Belong. Get it?) you don’t know how long, though. It’s not your choice. Maureen’s rope ties her to Matty and it’s about six inches long and it’s killing her. Martin’s rope ties him to his daughters and, like a stupid dog, he thinks it isn’t there. He goes running off somewhere – into a nightclub after a girl, up a building, whatever – and then suddenly it brings him up short and chokes him and he acts surprised, and then he does the same thing again the next day.