“I thought you didn’t like kids.”
“I don’t. They’re so …innocent. Except they’re not. They know exactly what they want, and they don’t stop till they get it. It’s disgusting. All the worst people I know are just like big, grown-up children.”
Alexa: “Matt do you have a werthers?”
Matt (Palmquist): (looks down at pants) uh…no?
Wait. Isn’t Tom Sawyer a cat? –Linda
Colleen: “Look at my new socks!”
Linda: “YES!!!!”
It’s like we’re free from the law. –Linda
Amanda, get ready to kneel. –Matt E.
I dated Seamus, that was a mistake. –Alexa
There’s nothing more beautiful than a full-figured black woman. –Colleen
Cody Jorgenson: STFU
Alyssa Sobzack: Don’t speak Spanish to me.
Anna: Purses!!
Alexa: Don’t look at them!
Anna: Why not?
Alexa: they’re from SEARS.
(pizza folded in half) This is how big people eat their pizza, like BIG people. –Kayla Cresap
“Lizzy, go get dressed” –Tone
“I need a cigarette” –Grace Moores
Me: Kayla did you just drool?
Kayla: No. A little water just fell from my mouth.
Well…you grew a little wider this way. –Tone to Linda