I am satisfied (and sufficiently occupied) with the things which are, without tormenting or troubling myself about those which may indeed be, but of which I have no evidence.
Alexa: “Matt do you have a werthers?”
Matt (Palmquist): (looks down at pants) uh…no?
Wait. Isn’t Tom Sawyer a cat? –Linda
Colleen: “Look at my new socks!”
Linda: “YES!!!!”
It’s like we’re free from the law. –Linda
Amanda, get ready to kneel. –Matt E.
I dated Seamus, that was a mistake. –Alexa
There’s nothing more beautiful than a full-figured black woman. –Colleen
Cody Jorgenson: STFU
Alyssa Sobzack: Don’t speak Spanish to me.
Anna: Purses!!
Alexa: Don’t look at them!
Anna: Why not?
Alexa: they’re from SEARS.
(pizza folded in half) This is how big people eat their pizza, like BIG people. –Kayla Cresap
“Lizzy, go get dressed” –Tone
“I need a cigarette” –Grace Moores
Me: Kayla did you just drool?
Kayla: No. A little water just fell from my mouth.
Well…you grew a little wider this way. –Tone to Linda