Browsing Quotes By Groucho Marx
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 04 Jan 2011 at 9:22 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 19 Mar 2009 at 8:54 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 19 Mar 2009 at 8:53 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 19 Mar 2009 at 8:52 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I find television very educating. Every time someone turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 19 Mar 2009 at 8:52 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 28 Nov 2008 at 1:08 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:15 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:07 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment!