Browsing Quotes By Nick Offerman
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Marching through life with a confederate in mirth is one of the greatest pleasures that can befall a man, woman, or chipmunk.
Speaker: Nick OffermanSource: Paddle Your Own CanoePosted: 19 Jan 2014 at 11:52 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Life is hard enough when you’re operating at 6-2 and even.
Speaker: Nick OffermanSource: Paddle Your Own CanoePosted: 19 Jan 2014 at 11:51 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
If there is a God, no part of the Bible of Christian doctrine will convince me of His existence half as much as the flavor of a barbecued pork rib.
Speaker: Nick OffermanSource: Paddle Your Own CanoePosted: 19 Jan 2014 at 11:47 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment!