Browsing Quotes By Woody Allen
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
Speaker: Woody AllenPosted: 18 Mar 2009 at 5:35 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? Or, what’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Speaker: Woody AllenPosted: 18 Mar 2009 at 5:30 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Speaker: Woody AllenPosted: 18 Mar 2009 at 5:29 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better… while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Speaker: Woody AllenPosted: 18 Mar 2009 at 5:28 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Speaker: Woody AllenPosted: 18 Mar 2009 at 5:27 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.
Speaker: Woody AllenPosted: 18 Mar 2009 at 5:14 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
Speaker: Woody AllenPosted: 28 Nov 2008 at 12:58 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment!