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  • Live-Streaming Birth:
    In Unison: Twatch.tv

    Speaker: John
    Source: in call about live streaming birth of Ted's baby to twitch.tv
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 16 Apr 2013 at 9:45 AM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Tags: funny-call
  • Ivan Lukianchuk: try sending in a few scabs
    Gryphon Von Doomhammer: they are our canary

    Speaker: Ivan and Gryph
    Source: On Skype when testing to see if a fix went through on live servers
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 15 Apr 2013 at 7:35 PM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Shared By: 2 members; atahymasgeor, WillPwn4Food
  • Blake Stevenson: lol
    Blake Stevenson: king of ocward
    Blake Stevenson: time to play around of blinding of issac

    Ivan Lukianchuk: I think you need to play a round of Mavis Beacon

    John Rockefeller: hahhahaqhahahhaqhahaha
    John Rockefeller: oh man
    John Rockefeller: pure gold

    Source: In reference to John being typically awkward in Skype
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 13 Apr 2013 at 2:19 PM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
  • dude, swine flu: you get the best hallucinations from it

    Speaker: Ted
    Source: Ted on skype in reference to John getting sick from kids
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 11 Apr 2013 at 10:01 AM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
  • [4:30:39 PM] Blake Stevenson: just need some advil
    [4:30:45 PM] Blake Stevenson: ill be goon in no time
    [4:30:55 PM] Ted Southard: you’re always goon
    [4:31:17 PM] *** Ted Southard has changed the conversation topic to “It’s okay, I’m goon” ***

    Speaker: Blake and Ted
    Source: Skype, when Blake complained of having a "bad ass headache"
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 10 Apr 2013 at 2:35 PM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
  • James:
    Jesus that guy nextdoor can sneeze.
    I heard him through my noise cancelling headphones

    John: see if he wants to be in a movie

    Speaker: James and John
    Source: Skype, James heard a sneeze, John is obsessed with making a movie of just people sneezing
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 10 Apr 2013 at 12:15 PM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
  • John stares at Ivan intently while he talks in meeting
    John then says: “...I’ve never seen the skin above your lip…”

    Speaker: John Rockefeller
    Source: During team meeting after I told people to listen to Gryph, thought John was mad at me for that
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 02 Apr 2013 at 1:26 PM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Shared By: 2 members; drmccadexavie, WillPwn4Food
  • Has anybody expletives that b4
    Epxperienced*

    Speaker: Blake
    Source: skype
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 30 Mar 2013 at 4:27 PM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Shared By: 3 members; drmccadexavie, sdressfancy, WillPwn4Food
  • Will Pain 4 Food
    ('pain’ being French, for Bread)

    Speaker: Gryph
    Source: Skype, Gryph making fun of a message for being full of Blakery
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 29 Mar 2013 at 10:18 AM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Tags: gryph-skype
    Shared By: 3 members; drmccadexavie, sdressfancy, WillPwn4Food
  • so many smilies in scab chat…its like walking into a room full of those killer clowns you see in movies- you just want to back out real slow and hope they didnt notice you…

    Speaker: Ted
    Source: On skype, in reference to scab chat
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 22 Mar 2013 at 9:21 AM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Shared By: 3 members; sdressfancy, drmccadexavie, WillPwn4Food
  • Gryph:The guy’s name it tents, like camping
    Blakes: ...wigwam

    Speaker: Gryph and Blake
    Source: Talking about some new player in a game, figuring out what his name is
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 21 Mar 2013 at 1:38 PM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Shared By: 2 members; drmccadexavie, WillPwn4Food
  • Look at that nice split

    Speaker: Ivan
    Source: While playing game in house and scores came up 50,100,150,200,500
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 18 Mar 2013 at 10:13 AM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Tags: funny
    Shared By: 2 members; drmccadexavie, WillPwn4Food
  • “When the real history of mankind is fully disclosed, will it feature the echoes of gunfire or the shaping sound of lullabies? The great armistices made by military men or the peacemaking of women in homes and neighborhoods? Will what happened in cradles and kitchens prove to be more controlling than what happened in congresses? When the surf of the centuries has made the great pyramids so much sand, the everlasting family will still be standing, because it is a celestial institution, formed outside telestial time. The women of God know this.

    Speaker: Neal A. Maxwell
    Source: Conference Report, Apr. 1978, pp. 13–15; or Ensign, May 1978, pp. 10–11
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 14 Mar 2013 at 8:39 AM
    Posted By: MindMeldMom
  • So often our sisters comfort others when their own needs are greater than those being comforted. That quality is like the generosity of Jesus on the cross. Empathy during agony is a portion of divinity!

    Speaker: Neal A. Maxwell
    Source: Conference Report, Apr. 1978, pp. 13–15; or Ensign, May 1978, pp. 10–11
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 14 Mar 2013 at 8:37 AM
    Posted By: MindMeldMom
    Tags: compassion, women
  • The most important aspect of Her new system is that everyone is treated equally. There is no longer fire for some and harp music for others. The afterlife is no longer defined by cots versus waterbeds, raw potatoes versus sushi, hot water versus champagne. Everyone is a brother to all, and for the first time an idea has been realized that never came to fruition on Earth: true equality.
    The Communists are baffled and irritated, because they have finally achieved their perfect society, but only by the help of a God in whom the don’t want to believe. The meritocrats are abashed that they’re stuck for eternity in an incentiveless system with a bunch of pinkos. The conservatives have no penniless to disparage; the liberals have no downtrodden to promote.
    So god sits on the edge of Her bed and weeps at night, because the only thing everyone can agree upon is that they’re all in Hell.

    Speaker: David Eagleman
    Source: Sum
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 09 Mar 2013 at 3:28 PM
    Posted By: Puck
    Tags: politics, utopia
  • “Still waiting on that handjob from Blake”
    “no, that’s only on Mondays!”
    “Well I’m feeling a real bad case of the Mondays right now”

    Speaker: Blake and Colin
    Source: Daily huddle call
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 22 Feb 2013 at 9:48 AM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Tags: funny-skype
    Shared By: 2 members; hnorthsale, WillPwn4Food
  • Each of us has the privilege and responsibility to become fluent in the language of the Spirit.

    Speaker: LDS Church
    Source: D&C Sunday School Manual
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 13 Feb 2013 at 8:52 AM
    Posted By: MindMeldMom
    Shared By: 3 members; winswmlik, sdressfancy, MindMeldMom
  • “Sometimes you may struggle with a problem and not get an answer. What could be wrong? It may be that you are not doing anything wrong. It may be that you have not done the right things long enough. Remember, you cannot force spiritual things. Sometimes we are confused simply because we won’t take no for an answer. …

    “Put difficult questions in the back of your minds and go about your lives. Ponder and pray quietly and persistently about them.

    “The answer may not come as a lightning bolt. It may come as a little inspiration here and a little there, ‘line upon line, precept upon precept’ (D&C 98:12).

    “Some answers will come from reading the scriptures, some from hearing speakers. And, occasionally, when it is important, some will come by very direct and powerful inspiration. The promptings will be clear and unmistakable”.

    Source: Conference Report, Oct. 1979, 29–30; or Ensign, Nov. 1979, 21
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 13 Feb 2013 at 8:49 AM
    Posted By: MindMeldMom
    Shared By: 3 members; atahymasgeor, sdressfancy, MindMeldMom
  • “When we seek inspiration to help make decisions, the Lord gives gentle promptings. These require us to think, to exercise faith, to work, to struggle at times, and to act. Seldom does the whole answer to a decisively important matter or complex problem come all at once. More often, it comes a piece at a time, without the end in sight”.

    Source: Conference Report, Oct. 1989, 40; or Ensign, Nov. 1989, 32
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 13 Feb 2013 at 8:41 AM
    Posted By: MindMeldMom
    Shared By: 2 members; sdressfancy, MindMeldMom
  • yeah but again that’s just the mobo
    need to get a case, etc.
    or you could just mount it on the wall
    I did that once
    screwed it into studs through drywall
    bachelor level 90

    Speaker: John
    Source: On skype in reference to Blake saying this mobo is cheap for new living room gaming rig
    Rating:
    1 (1 vote)
    Posted: 12 Feb 2013 at 9:40 AM
    Posted By: WillPwn4Food
    Tags: funny-skype