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It’s not a bug.. it’s a feature
Speaker: anonymousPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 10:03 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
“Because of my no good, dirty rotten, pig stealin’ great-great-grandfather, that’s who.”
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intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself
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A reflection on a pool of water does not reveal its depth.
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You can always count on me, I’m like life insurance
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The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind.
Speaker: Yagyu JubeiPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 7:14 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Your work is to discover your work and then with all your heart to give yourself to it.
Speaker: BuddhaPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 7:13 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
The true essence of a man is not what he has, but what he does.
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This isn’t a democracy… it’s a benevolent dictatorship.
Speaker: Rex BarzeePosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:10 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Randall – “I keep getting my tangue tungled.”
Josh – “Tangue tungled?”
Randall – “I rest my case.”Speaker: RandallPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:09 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
That’s why I only went on one date my freshmen year in college. And I still got married and didn’t waste money on someone else’s wife…
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They’re all free I’m assuming, right? You’re a free kinda guy….
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Josh – “So how much of your homework did you get done last night?”
Eric – “Well, I put my name on the paper I was supposed to write…”Speaker: Eric and JoshPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:07 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
One day I was walking away from work and I started thinking, “Josh is gonna get a really good job one day.” ..... not that I’m thinking about Josh all the time…...
Speaker: EricPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:06 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
...sounds like the biggest nerd thing I’ve ever heard of…. Are you going?
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Brent, how bittersweet to meet you — sweet, because I can smell your perfume; bitter, because I have to maintain your code.
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I like Fong’s. I crave it fortnightly.
Speaker: ChadPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:03 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Yeah, a bunch of C# bigots … They won’t care.
Speaker: DougPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:03 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment!
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