Browsing Quotes With Tag: comedy (5)
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Speaker: Mark TwainSource: 7 Dirty WordsPosted: 12 Jan 2014 at 3:49 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Religion is just mind control.
Speaker: George CarlinSource: OnlinePosted: 10 Feb 2009 at 10:56 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it’ll be much harder to detect.
Speaker: George CarlinSource: OnlinePosted: 10 Feb 2009 at 10:53 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
Speaker: George CarlinSource: OnlinePosted: 10 Feb 2009 at 10:50 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
If people stand around in a circle for long enough, they will eventually begin to dance.
Speaker: George CarlinSource: Napalm and Silly PuttyPosted: 10 Feb 2009 at 10:33 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment!