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• Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

  Speaker: Doug Larson
  Rating:

  1 (1 vote)
  Posted: 08 Aug 2009 at 6:35 PM
  Posted By: DailyActivist
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  Tags: computers, dogs, homework

• Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?

  Speaker: Clifford Stoll
  Rating:

  1 (1 vote)
  Posted: 28 Nov 2008 at 1:07 PM
  Posted By: augmentedfourth
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  Tags: computers, drugs

• Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

  Speaker: E. W. Dijkstra
  Rating:

  1 (1 vote)
  Posted: 28 Nov 2008 at 1:07 PM
  Posted By: augmentedfourth
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  Tags: computer-science, computers
  Shared By: 2 members; drmccadexavie, augmentedfourth

• All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

  Speaker: Unknown
  Rating:

  2 (2 votes)
  Posted: 28 Nov 2008 at 1:06 PM
  Posted By: augmentedfourth
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  Tags: computers, programmers
  Shared By: 2 members; winswmlik, augmentedfourth

• The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.

  Speaker: B. F. Skinner
  Source: http://www.sysprog.net/quotes.html
  Rating:

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  Posted: 14 Nov 2008 at 12:57 PM
  Posted By: dirid51
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  Tags: computers, man, thinking
  Shared By: 2 members; sdressfancy, dirid51

• UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

  Speaker: Dennis Ritchie
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  Posted: 12 Jan 2008 at 3:18 PM
  Posted By: wheaties
  Comments: None... Be the first to comment!
  Tags: computers, humor, unix
  Shared By: 2 members; skydayFeels, wheaties

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  Posted: 21 Aug 2008 at 7:58 AM
  Posted By: Puck
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