Browsing Quotes With Tag: humor (154)
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That’s beyond the scope of this class. It would make a good exam question.
Speaker: Dr. Mike GoodrichSource: CS 470 Fall 2008Posted: 02 Oct 2008 at 11:31 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Speaker: Albert EinsteinPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:16 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:15 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Speaker: Douglas AdamsPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:13 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
Speaker: Douglas AdamsPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:12 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Speaker: Douglas AdamsPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:11 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
So many books, so little time.
Speaker: Frank ZappaPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:11 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:07 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I didn’t lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!
Speaker: Homer SimpsonPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:05 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn’t take it out of my garden.
Speaker: Eric MorecambeSource: http://quotes4all.net/Posted: 10 Sep 2008 at 11:40 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Speaker: E. B. WhiteSource: http://quotes4all.net/Posted: 10 Sep 2008 at 11:38 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Posted: 09 Sep 2008 at 2:55 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
Speaker: Olin MillerSource: http://www.google.com/ig?hl=enPosted: 02 Sep 2008 at 7:56 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
My face feels stinky.
Speaker: MindyPosted: 30 Aug 2008 at 9:19 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Either this guys got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
Speaker: Dr. Perry Cox (John C. McGinley)Source: ScrubsPosted: 28 Aug 2008 at 10:01 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
Speaker: Paula PoundstoneSource: 4 Hour WorkweekPosted: 26 Aug 2008 at 9:09 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Speaker: Bill WattersonSource: 4 Hour WorkweekPosted: 26 Aug 2008 at 9:03 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
Speaker: Charles KuraltSource: 4 Hour WorkweekPosted: 26 Aug 2008 at 8:55 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Speaker: Robert FrostSource: 4 Hour WorkweekPosted: 26 Aug 2008 at 8:41 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
Speaker: Warren G. BennisSource: 4 Hour WorkweekPosted: 26 Aug 2008 at 8:39 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment!