Browsing Quotes With Tag: humor (154)
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As effective as a one legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
Speaker: On Slashdot.org web sitePosted: 29 Nov 2007 at 2:16 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
How you doin today man?
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oh, same ol’ same ol’; people need killin!Speaker: Vince VaughnPosted: 26 Nov 2007 at 8:27 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I don’t know what it is, but I like it.
Speaker: Dave GeddesPosted: 26 Nov 2007 at 8:43 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.
Speaker: anonymousPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 9:11 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
This isn’t a democracy… it’s a benevolent dictatorship.
Speaker: Rex BarzeePosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:10 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Randall – “I keep getting my tangue tungled.”
Josh – “Tangue tungled?”
Randall – “I rest my case.”Speaker: RandallPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:09 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
That’s why I only went on one date my freshmen year in college. And I still got married and didn’t waste money on someone else’s wife…
Speaker: EricPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:09 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
They’re all free I’m assuming, right? You’re a free kinda guy….
Speaker: ChadPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:08 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Josh – “So how much of your homework did you get done last night?”
Eric – “Well, I put my name on the paper I was supposed to write…”Speaker: Eric and JoshPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:07 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
One day I was walking away from work and I started thinking, “Josh is gonna get a really good job one day.” ..... not that I’m thinking about Josh all the time…...
Speaker: EricPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:06 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
...sounds like the biggest nerd thing I’ve ever heard of…. Are you going?
Speaker: EricPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:06 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Brent, how bittersweet to meet you — sweet, because I can smell your perfume; bitter, because I have to maintain your code.
Speaker: JakePosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:04 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I like Fong’s. I crave it fortnightly.
Speaker: ChadPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:03 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Yeah, a bunch of C# bigots … They won’t care.
Speaker: DougPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 6:03 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment!