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  • Alexa: “Matt do you have a werthers?”
    Matt (Palmquist): (looks down at pants) uh…no?

    Wait. Isn’t Tom Sawyer a cat? –Linda

    Colleen: “Look at my new socks!”
    Linda: “YES!!!!”

    It’s like we’re free from the law. –Linda

    Amanda, get ready to kneel. –Matt E.

    I dated Seamus, that was a mistake. –Alexa

    There’s nothing more beautiful than a full-figured black woman. –Colleen

    Cody Jorgenson: STFU
    Alyssa Sobzack: Don’t speak Spanish to me.

    Anna: Purses!!
    Alexa: Don’t look at them!
    Anna: Why not?
    Alexa: they’re from SEARS.

    (pizza folded in half) This is how big people eat their pizza, like BIG people. –Kayla Cresap

    “Lizzy, go get dressed” –Tone

    “I need a cigarette” –Grace Moores

    Me: Kayla did you just drool?
    Kayla: No. A little water just fell from my mouth.

    Well…you grew a little wider this way. –Tone to Linda

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    Posted: 16 Mar 2008 at 6:45 PM
    Posted By: freefromthelaw
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